Cuddly toys and their obsessions
What can a stuffed toy possibly be obsessed with? If you can ask that
question, then you haven't met Donkey or the "Brown Bear Lying" yet.
For the sake of a proper introduction this is donkey:
And this is "Brown Bear Lying" (although he is, in fact, sitting up):
I guess that lying is descriptive more with reference to the truth as
opposed to his position in space. Don't be fooled just because he looks
cute.
For the sake of completeness, Donkey has a sibling, Lucatoni the Pony,
who seems to have turned out quite normal:
When a certain manufacturer of stuffed toys announced that they were
stopping production in certain countries due to quality problems, we
certainly knew what they were referring to...